That moment when you're playing hide and seek and...
sodamnrelatable: When black people make a joke about white people: When white people make a joke about black people:
egberts: DUUUUUUUUUUDE WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS DUMB JOKE “BEND OVER AND SPELL RUN” AND IM 100% SURE NONE OF THOSE LITTLE EIGHT YEAR OLD SHITS KNEW WHAT I MEANT BUT I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT MEANt
the-vashta-nerada: today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
Being a good writer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the internet.– (via worldinink) — the writer reblogs, being distracted by the internet (via cameralinz)
natured: I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
casdixon: jaredisahappymoose: im-your-favorite-actor-and-i: itssamwinchester: but guYS WHAT IF i am laughing so hard omg DEANS HEAD LOOKS SO SMALL IM CRYING Sam looks like Lord Farquaad oh mY GOD
striderna: there was once a time in my life when i thought 50 followers was a lot
rupindah: odair: rupindah: I showed Elliott that picture of the bird in Legoland and
silabus: do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
laughingnancy: i dont understand how my room can be so messy even though i’m on the computer like 24/7
lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
viridian-ebubbles: emkay-mlp: My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be lying about who they really are but I’ve found that the internet is the only place where people are truly themselves and in reality they lie about who they are offline. this is so true it hurts